Suebielicious

This is the synopsis of a book I just picked up:

When his school bus crashes, teenage karate star Rando is sent into a coma. A year later he wakes up to find that his disfigured face has been reconstructed in the image of the girl he has a crush on! Not knowing what Rando originally looked like, the mad plastic surgeon Dr. Manabe used a photo in Rando's pocket as the model for his reconstructive surgery.
Abandoned by his friends and parents, the all-new Rando is mistaken for his would-be girlfriend's long-lost twin sister and adopted into her family. Can he put aside his feelings and be a good "big sister" to Rina...when he's still a teenage boy from the waist down?

How many times did you move growing up? How did moving (or staying put) impact your childhood?

I moved 3 times growing up. First time when my parents separated. So I also had to go to a new school.

2nd time when our name came up on the top of the list and could move into a CityHome building downtown Toronto. Living near Queen and Bathurst was scary in the 80's.

3rd time when we moved into another CityHome (now known as TCHC) building also downtown. I loved living downtown. Everything was so conveniently located and the streets were alive with activity.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ''Amal.'' The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ''Juan.'' Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ''But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal.''

Images of A Mom

4 Years of Age ♥ My mommy can do anything!

6 Years of Age ♥ My mom knows a lot! A whole lot!

12 Years of Age ♥ My mother doesn't really know quite everything.

14 Years of Age ♥ Naturally, mother doesn't know that, either!

16 Years of Age ♥ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.

18 Years of Age ♥ That old woman? She's way out of date!

25 Years of Age ♥ Well, she might know a little bit about it.

35 Years of Age ♥ Before we decide, let's get mom's opinion.

45 Years of Age ♥ Wonder what mom would have thought about it?

65 Years of Age ♥ Wish I could talk it over with mom.

*hugs & blessings*

If money didn't matter, what job would you most like to have?
Submitted by Rainbird.

********Cataloguing Librarian********

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

*****Pralines and Cream!*****

February 5th is Disaster Day. What natural disaster are you most scared of experiencing?

**********Monsoon, I guess. - ss***********

What television show do you never miss?

There's too much going on in life for me to be able to catch every single episode, but it would be CSI Miami.

A Letter From God to Man
by Dan Le Sac Vs Scroobius Pip

Hey There, how, how’s it going?
Long time no see.
I know I haven’t been around much lately 
But…it didn’t seem like you wanted me to be
The last time I sent down a message you nailed it to the cross
So I figured I’d just leave you to it, let you be your own boss

But I’ve been keeping an eye on you, I have, and it’s amazing how you’ve grown.
With your technological advances and the problems you’ve overthrown,
And all the beautiful art you’ve created with such grace and such finesse,
But I admit there are a few things I’m afraid have impressed me less.

So I’m writing to apologize for all the horrors committed in my name,
Although that was never what I intended, I feel I should take my share of the blame.
All the good I tried to do was corrupted when organised religion got into full swing,
What I thought were quite clear messages were taken to unusual extremes.
My teachings taken out of context to meet the agendas of others,
Interpretations taken to many different ways and hidden meanings discovered

Religion became a tool, for the weak to control the strong
With all these new morals and ethics, survival of the fittest was gone
No longer could the biggest man simply take whatever he needed
‘cause damnation was the price if certain rules were not heeded

Some of the deeds committed in my name just made me wonder were I went wrong.
Back at the start when I created this, the foundation seemed so strong.
See all the elements were already here, long before I began, I just kind of put it all together
I didn’t really think out a long-term plan.

I made the sun an appropriate distance and laid the stars across the sky
So you could navigate the globe or simply watch the sun rise
I covered the earth with plants and fruits, 
Some for sustenance and some for beauty
I made the sun shine and the clouds rain so their maintenance wasn’t your duty
I tried to give each creature its own attributes without making them enveloped
I gave you all you all your own space to grow and in your own way space to develop

I didn’t know such development would cause rifts and jealousy
Cause you to war against each other and leave marks on this planet indelibly 
You see, I wasn’t really the creater, I was just the curator of nature
I want to get something straight with homosexuals right now: I don’t hate ya
I was a simple being that happened to be the first to wield such powers
I just laid the ground, it was You that built the towers

It was You that invented bombs, and the fear that comes with them
And it was You that invented money, and the corrupt economic systems
You invented terms like just-war and terms like friendly fire
And it was You that didn’t know when to stop digging deeper, when to stop building higher
It was You that exhausted the resources I carefully laid out on this earth,
And it was You that even saw these problems coming but accredited them little worth
It was You that used my teachings for your own personal gain
And it was You that committed such tragedies, even though they were in my name

So I apologize for any mistakes I made, and when my words misconstrued
But this apology’s to mother nature, cause I created you

What's the best thing between two slices of bread?
Submitted by Eric.

Meat. Oh and butter (margarine, whatever!) I also don't mind BBQ sauce.